How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Lindsay Lohan

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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