- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

[Set up] [No punch line]

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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