- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

White NBA players.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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