thumbs up!

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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A hayride would be fun.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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The economy.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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