Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A hayride would be fun.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Itookasipasoda

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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