Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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