Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Animal

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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girls basketball

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