Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Miami Heat.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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i have cancer

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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