Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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You're on fire.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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