What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Jesus wept.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Hi Adam,

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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