Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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Womens rights

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Politics.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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