- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Stephen Hawking

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Stealth baseballs record

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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