If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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okay so theres this guy.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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