How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Dogs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

The WNBA

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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