Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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President Donald Trump

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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