- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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