what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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