- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

4 hours later.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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