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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

get in the car.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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