- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Oh, go away

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

your mom is so fat.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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