- Anti Joke

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.