- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Boys have swag, real men have class

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