- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

rose are red violets should be purple

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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