- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Yanter, Look it up

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

get in the car.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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