What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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