Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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