What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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