- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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