Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

black people

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's brown and sticky? Anal

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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