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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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