- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

WNBA

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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