- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Your Mom The End.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Emily Walker.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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