Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What is the difference?

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sucks Syntax...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Anti Joke

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