The economy.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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