What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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2+2= 478

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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i like pie

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Anti Joke

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