Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Miami Heat.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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anti-joke teehee

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Womens rights

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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