A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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i have cancer

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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