- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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