A hayride would be fun.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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The economy.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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