What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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A hayride would be fun.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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