Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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equality for women

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Chikin nuggets

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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