You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Wumbo

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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