Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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knock knock. no one's home..

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Womens rights

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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hi

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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