- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Your mother is so fat.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

i like pie

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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