Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

My name is Jeff

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Amazing

Ham sandwich

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

what's black? a lot of things.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Anti Joke

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