- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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