- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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