- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

your face

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

my egg roll

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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