- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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