- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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