Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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