- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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