- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what>? your mum lol

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

I read the terms of service.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

-knock knock! -doors open

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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