- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Tim likes girls

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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