whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Women's rights

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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