A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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