- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Justin Bieber.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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