What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why did? Yes

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

2 + 2 = 4

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

poop.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

pull my finger (farts)

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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