- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

women's rights.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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