There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Anthony sucks

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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womens rights

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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